A Human For Hire
Effective date: September 2026. By purchasing from ahumanforhire.com you agree to these terms.
Human time, not outcomes. Each purchase buys a block of a real person's time and attention as described on the menu. $5 covers your first 10-minute block; additional blocks, same task or same day, are $10 each. Past 30 minutes, time is billed at $60/hour (standard) or $70/hour (priority), booked ahead.
Standard orders are handled first come, first served during listed hours. Priority orders are started within two hours during listed hours.
Sessions of 30 minutes or more are scheduled after payment via the calendar link on your confirmation page. Bookings are confirmed personally; a payment reserves time, not a specific time slot, until confirmed.
All sales are final. Refunds may be considered for priority-level and hour-long sessions on a good-faith, case-by-case basis, and are never guaranteed.
I'm a professional generalist, not a licensed attorney, doctor, or financial advisor. I gather, summarize, read, record, test, and communicate; licensed decisions belong to licensed professionals. I decline anything dishonest or illegal, and anything requiring travel.
The monthly retainer covers up to 10 hours per month with priority response. Unused hours don't roll over. Either side may cancel at month-end.
Your tasks, files, and conversations stay between us per the Privacy Policy.