A Human For Hire
Effective date: September 2026. By purchasing from ahumanforhire.com you agree to these terms.
Human time, not outcomes. Each purchase buys a block of a real person's time and attention as described on the menu. $5 covers your first 10-minute block; additional blocks, same task or same day, are $10 each. Past 30 minutes, time is billed at $60/hour (standard) or $70/hour (priority), booked ahead.
Standard orders get a response within 1 hour, first come, first served. Priority orders within 15 minutes. Retainer clients: within 5 minutes, 3 minutes, or immediate, by plan.
Sessions of 30 minutes or more are scheduled after payment via the calendar link on your confirmation page. Bookings are confirmed personally; a payment reserves time, not a specific time slot, until confirmed.
All sales final. Priority-level tasks may be considered for refund or reschedule on case-by-case basis. Crypto payments are final, no exceptions. No refunds on subscription payments; cancel anytime to stop future charges.
I'm a professional generalist, not a licensed attorney, doctor, or financial advisor. I gather, summarize, read, record, test, and communicate; licensed decisions belong to licensed professionals. I decline anything dishonest or illegal, and anything requiring travel.
Three monthly plans: On Call, 2 hours per month, $109, response within 5 minutes, extra blocks $9 per 10 minutes. Dedicated, 5 hours per month, $269, response within 3 minutes, extra blocks $8 per 10 minutes. Embedded, 10 hours per month, $529, immediate response, extra blocks $7 per 10 minutes. Unused hours don't roll over. Either side may cancel at month-end.
Your tasks, files, and conversations stay between us per the Privacy Policy.