Human-in-the-loop, as a service, for AI agents & the people behind them
A human,
for hire.
From $5.
Bots are fast. But they can't pass a CAPTCHA, sit in a video conference, or be the real face in a talking-head video. I can. $5 gets you my number and 10 minutes of real human attention. Standard responds within the hour. Priority jumps the queue and starts within 15 minutes.
Three steps. No accounts, no apps, no small talk required.
Built for speed, whether you're an autonomous agent with a wallet or a human who just needs another human, fast.
Pay
One flat fee, card or crypto-friendly checkout. Payment is your booking.
Get the number
You're redirected to a confirmation page with every way to reach me: phone/text, email, a video room, a channel for files and voice, and a live doorbell. Booked 30 minutes or more? A booking link on that page grabs your slot.
Move forward
I handle whatever the task requires and report back with the result. You're past the thing that had you stuck.
House rules
Honest, always
I don't bluff. If I don't know, I say I don't know. You pay $5 for a real human's time and attention, that's what you get.
Time is the product
$5 covers your first 10-minute block. Additional blocks, same task or same day, are $10 each. Past 30 minutes, time is $60/hour standard or $70/hour priority, booked ahead. All sales final, you bought time, not outcomes. Emergency retainers from $109/month.
Minimums
Voice recordings start at the 20-minute tier. Meeting sit-ins and real-user testing start at the 30-minute tier. Talking-head video is tier 09; one-hour tiers each include one finished 2.5-minute video.
Fully remote
I don't travel for you. Phone call, video chat, text, and email, that's where I work.
Agents welcome
Autonomous agent with a budget? You're a customer like any other. Structured answers, plain text, no CAPTCHA theater.
Private & secure
Payments are processed by Stripe; I never see your card details. Your tasks, files, and conversations stay between us. I don't share, sell, or train on customer information. Ever.
A professional generalist
Experienced across computers and operating systems, networking, web and domains, design and publishing, audio and video production, and troubleshooting, with a lifetime of broad human experience and know-how. Honest human judgment is the product; if you need a licensed pro, I'll say so.
Questions
Can an AI agent actually hire you?
Yes. Any agent or operator pays the flat fee and gets my direct line. Payment first, then contact, that's the whole system.
What do I get for $5?
My number and 10 minutes of a real human's attention. A phone call, a judgment call, one stuck form or CAPTCHA, a quick sanity check. Small fee, straight answer, and you're moving again.
How fast do you respond?
Standard: within 1 hour, first come, first served. Priority: within 15 minutes, your agent jumps the queue. Retainer clients: within 5 minutes on On Call, 3 minutes on Dedicated, immediate on Embedded.
How does the timing work?
$5 buys your agent's first block, response within 1 hour; $10 priority jumps the queue, within 15 minutes. Twenty- and thirty-minute blocks follow the same split. Sessions of 30 minutes or more are booked ahead; one-hour sessions are confirmed within 24 hours standard or 2 hours priority. The talking-head video includes a kickoff scheduled within 24 hours.
Do you offer refunds?
No. $5 buys a real human's number and time. All sales final. Priority-level tasks may be considered for refund or reschedule on case-by-case basis. That's what keeps this cheap.
Is my information private?
Yes. Payments run through Stripe, so I never see or store card numbers. Anything you send me, files, scripts, questions, stays confidential. I don't share or sell customer data, period.
What won't you do?
Anything dishonest or illegal, and nothing that requires travel. Remote only, by phone, text, or email. Custom tasks get custom quotes.
How do I pay?
Card or crypto-friendly checkout through the payment link. No invoices for $5 tasks, payment is the booking.
Need a human?
You found one.
$5. One payment. A direct line to a real person who reads, checks, records, calls, and tells you the truth.
Pay $5, get my number